Thursday, April 7, 2011

Idiot Genocide

I noticed I have been having some somewhat passively murderous inclinations while I've been marking the papers of first year students. Not passive as in passing, or mildly felt. Literally, I have been considering very passive methods of murder.

"Hey - who here thinks you can cite Britannica Online? Yeah? Well have some of this free and tasty Kool-Aid!"

and

"I am going to hunt this kid down, kidnap him, lock him in my garage and run all the cars."

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