All of my scrambling and freaking out led to survival.
Assignment in, legs waxed, fingers and toes painted, apartment clean and full of cat food.
I ate all the perishable food in my fridge, including an entire red pepper, 4 slices of turkey breast, a glass of milk, and, the charming final touch, a 2"x2" cube of cheddar cheese as I passed through customs [I thought they may accuse me of smuggling something illicit into the US in my sketchy nibbled, poorly/excessively saran wrapped cheddar cube].
I smothered She Ra in unwanted kisses and assured her someone would come by to feed her.
I wisely disposed of an empty milk carton on my way out.
Ambergris Caye, here I come.
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